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You anon, are an absolute dumbass. 35 years in the cockpit and I could never find that Chemtrail on-off switch. If you say something as stupid as that to the frontend crew than I can guarantee you have flagged yourself not only as a potential threat, but aa a fucking idiot to boot.
Frankkly, if you were to say something like that to me, I'd notify dispatch, tell the gate to summond GSC and I'd throw your fucking ass off my airplane. Might want to remember that the next time you think about opening your moran mouth like that to your crew.