Anon has lived a very selfish life. I've committed adulatory, scandalized women, coveted wives - just about every commandment broken with the exception of killing. Several months ago anon suffered two subdural hematomas that required two consecutive separate surgeries within two months. Anon had visions of hell and suffering while recovering from anesthesia and a week long sedation. But even after that, this dumbass still resumed his selfish, scandalous ways. It was only until this morning did this stubborn, selfish man understand what life is about and decided to commit to undoing everything that was done in order to NOT be ultimately punished; hoping it's not too late.