Shiiieeet.

Everyone now knows the earth will be blasted by the sun.

The tilting of the earth and subsequent floods will destroy 90 percent of humanity that didn't bake.

MuthaNature is a mean, nasty and clean bitch. She likes it when things are simple.

The keys were given to me, now a staff is all I need, a nice long metal shepard's staff. All good dudes had a staff right? A way to plug your intentions into the matrix directly.

Now, why did I invent this reality? To keep the human mind free of boredom during this long journey?

I don't know. Albatross is a great name.