You ain't black.
I know it may come as somewhat of a surprise, but Cheddar cheese originates in the Cheddar valley of Southwest England and, guess what? It's actually a very pale creamy colour and not a glow in the dark radioactive orange.
You're welcome.
>tits
Udders, my dear boy, udders.
If the nips point south, you may just as well belt them up in your pants.
Baby feeding baps are one thing. Sanctuaries of lust are something altogether different.
but which is worse?