I only eat one lettuce per day.
Hold the tomatoes please.
Sounds like manwhore bullshit.
You sound like you've spent too much time in a cell with Charles Manson.
Have you ever had young gang banger stalk you? And you had to tell him whatever he wanted to hear, keep him calm, so he wouldn't violently assault you?
Shut the fuck up then you stupid bitch.
Head witch of the Manson cult.