This may be the world's first case of "SHOT-CHASER-INCEPTION."

My God, I didn't think self-owning this hard was possible.

Yo Hillary, come get yer boy . . .

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Don't worry, I'm sure this is nothing.

Hey, I hear that lamp oil store is still open.

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