BAD NEWS, DOTARDS:
PRESIDENT JOSEPH R. BIDEN IS BUILDING BACK BETTER, AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU ASSHEADS CAN DO TO STOP HIM! PLUS HE’S PROTECTED BY THE MOST LETHAL MILITARY IN HUMAN HISTORY, SO DON’T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT PULLING ANY OF YOUR LITTLE STUNTS, LIKE YOU DID WITH GRETCHEN WHITMER. SO JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW WHILE 46 LITERALLY SAVES THE WORLD.