Sir, YES SIR, Dr. Corsi, Sir,
We'll get right back to work for you, Sir, so that you can take all our research and writing, publish it as your own work, and then sell it to clueless people for lots of money. We forgot how important it is for a pretentious fuck who holds merely a PhD. but holds himself out as a "doctor" to publish as much as possible. Publish or perish, isn't that what all you fancy doctors say?
So we will get right back to work for you, Dr. Corsi, Sir. We're sorry, Dr. Corsi, that we took a few minutes to visit with each other but, you see, sometimes our best research ideas come when we shoot the shit with each other for a minute. But we forgot that you're waiting for us to produce, Dr. Corsi, Sir, so we apologize for holding you up. We don't want your gin drink to get too warm. . . .
You probably have a deadline with InfoWars and we don't want you to miss it Dr. Corsi, Sir, so we peons will get right back to work.
Your humble slave,
AnonWhoHoldsADoctoralDegreeButWhoWouldNeverCallSelfAFuckingDoctor