It's literally because of all those asshole meathead retards who lift weights guzzling down all of those raw eggs.
Supply & demand. These are the retards driving up the price of eggs.
Supply & demand. These are the retards driving up the price of eggs.
It was those idiot truck driver protestors who jacked the price of diesel up.
Also, why is Walter Pearce downing raw eggs? He doesn't even work out.