I asked a high-ranking Muslim Imam (Priest) what he thought about masturbation because I have no filter and am a self-induced autistic retard. All he said was that masturbation is better than a 1 night stand and wasn't even surprised or mad about the question; I'm sure he was aware of the porns.
You can orgasm without ejaculation to maintain your Chi / Life Essence btw.
That being said I'm having a hard time masturbating because Q can hear me breathe.
>other-dimensional entities
r u implying u r an ascended chicken from the 8th dimension?