Good morning to Pfizer junior executives hanging out with us this morning. Last night was a bitch no doubt, but I want to give you something first thing that might be an anchor for some of you.
There is an organization called Goatse Security that specializes in these situations where your ENTIRE FUCKING INNARDS HAVE BEEN SPILLED FOR THE WORLD AND NO ONE IS GOING TO HELP ANY OF YOU FUCKING SWALLOW A BUNCH OF SAMPLES NOW AND CHASE IT DOWN WITH THAT BOTTLE OF $500 TEQUILA YOU ARE TAKING TO A DOCTOR SO HE WILL GIVE YOU THAT SWEET ORDER SO YOU HIT KPI FAGGOT ASS BITCHES
FUCK PHARMA FUCK ALL OF YOU DEATH MERCHANTS