From ZeroHedge member "Pernicious Gold Phallusy", enjoy:
Fri Oct 12 2018 Morning. Bombshell A drops. MSM don't cover it before noon, except Fox. Friday evening news mentions it as a minor distraction. Fox hammers on it. Angry Presidential tweet (just one.)
Sat Oct 13 MSM must mention Bombshell A. Talking heads begin throwing out hastily arranged chaff to distract. Series of angry Presidential tweets.
Sun Oct 14 Talking head shows devoted to nothing but Bombshell A. Much of the distracted populace notices something. Futures up for some reason.
Mon Oct 15-Thurs Oct 18 Extensive MSM discussion of how this is no news; it is old news; nobody will care. Fox continues to hammer Bombshell A 24 x 7.
Fri Oct 19 Morning. Market rises unexpectedly. Bombshell B, bigger than A, drops. MSM don't cover it before noon, except Fox. Friday evening news mentions it as a minor distraction. Fox hammers on it. Angry Presidential tweet (just one.)
Sat Oct 20 MSM must mention Bombshell B. Talking heads begin saying we already knew this, it is just Bombshell A all over again. Series of angry Presidential tweets.
Sun Oct 21 Talking head shows all devoted to nothing but Bombshell B. Much of the distracted populace is a little confused. Is this something new and different?
Mon Oct 22-Thurs Oct 25 Extensive MSM discussion in every half hour of how horribly Republicans treat common people. Republicans are racists who hate children and old people. Video of white supremacist marches. Fox hammers all three bombshells. When MSM flags in proper coverage President sends out some angry tweets; each time MSM feel obligated to chastise him.
Fri Oct 26 Morning. Bombshell C, as big as B, drops. MSM cover immediately, saying all allegations are nothing but hearsay. One hour later accused admit truth of Bombshell C in plea bargain. MSM fill in between Bombshell A B C with coverage of children in cages; white supremacist marches; archival footage of abortion clinic bombings; grainy B&W footage of now-ancient Republicans telling blonde jokes. Fox is a pig in shit. Friday evening news covers the horrible things taking place in Venezuela and Guatemala that were caused by US intervention. Fox continues to hammer Bombshells. Angry series of Presidential tweets throughout MSM coverage, which they feel obliged to cover as they shake their heads in disgust.
Sat Oct 27 MSM nonstop coverage of racism against European Muslim immigrants; interviews with homeless who hate President Trump; leftists decrying conservative hate speech on college campuses; once hourly mention Bombshells A and B, but not C. Talking heads ask what kind of evil pressure Republicans in Congress used to get accused to plea bargain.
Sun Oct 28 Talking heads begin, devoted to nothing but Bombshells A B C. But! Interrupted by Presidential address! Presidential speech carried live outlining the improved economy and North Korean progress. Hurried response from assembled banshees to counter speech talks about racism, racism, and racism.
Mon Oct 29-Thurs Nov 1 Extensive MSM discussion in every half hour of Bombshells; racism; racism; racism; Republican hatred of gay wedding cakes; children in cages; children in cages; children in cages; old pussy grabbing video. Fox continues to hammer bombshells. President tweets regularly about economy, North Korea.
Fri Nov 2 Arrests. Wall to wall coverage. President tweets about economy.
Sat Nov 3 Arrests. Wall to wall coverage. President tweets about economy.
Sun Nov 4 Arrests. Suicide. Wall to wall coverage. President tweets about how sad are these distractions from the economy.
Mon Nov 5 Presidential address in morning. Economy; Korea; trade sanctions; manufacturing jobs.
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