God bless you and keep you from harm, this day and forever.
NPCNEWS
QR World News Report
(beeping radio SFX)
Here Are the Headlines
the civilian NPC population suffered severe cognitive damage in multigenerational polyvalent mind virus attack.
"17 foot Lizards are, "nothing to be afraid of," says UN Secretary General.'''
LSS is Lucifer/Satan/Soraj virus puts the lurch in lab assistant's walks. (advert)
The only way out is in, they say.
QR MASQUE AND LIZZIE AWARDS GALA CELEBRATION!
Tickets for the LIZZIES, acting awards for the Best Pedo Cultist or Masonic Performance in an FF School Slaughter
Best Performance by a Transman
Best New Rayciss Ryattor, and
Most Popular Skull Sucking Cult Cannibal Ritual in a Rock Concert
Etc
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Awards will be presented at the Virtual 'Pedowood Bowl'
Any Anon may create an award for any actor verifiably present at 3 or more Mass Slaughters, FF Political Assassinations, or National Tragedies. (Designated NATRAJ)
The Anon Academy of the Clown & Grifting Arts (Vanuatu LLc) will sponsor the awards again this year, expressing regret for the last two years postponements, blaming "Masonic Lizard interference and embezzlements."
What Hawthorne stakes were made for.