TYB
Anon needs some help, frens…please pray.
>anon just needed super reliable half ton vehicle that didn't have to worry about theft from bed, and settled for jap SUV because it was a bit shorter and fit in garage
>accidentally got one that makes soccer moms horny
>anon wanted little chore truck and bought one of those little jap mini trucks
>didn't realize they make women horny
>anon needed a real tow rig and bought a one-ton flatbed
>it's making the wife horny
How TF is anon supposed to get shit done with women throwing themselves in the way of every vehicle anon owns…and WTF am I supposed to do with all these sammiches?