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THATS A KRAKEN!
ULTRA Pepe Lives Matter
@PepeLivesMatter
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You're telling me they just randomly realized there was a Chinese spy balloon over Montana long after it was sitting there with the kind of technology we have?
Funny how the narrative continues to push us towards some kind of world conflict…this seems staged to me?
https://truthsocial.com/@PepeLivesMatter/posts/109797876935954785
Biden Refuses To Shoot Down Suspected Chinese Spy Balloon Hovering Over Montana for Days
The Department of Defense announced on Thursday they have been monitoring a suspected Chinese spy balloon floating over the state of Montana for over two days.
Brig. Gen. Pat Ryder told NBC News, “The United States government has detected and is tracking a high-altitude surveillance balloon that is over the continental United States right now.”
Ryder went on to say once the US Government was notified about the floating balloon they immediately started to notify officials in Montana to protect sensitive information.
Flights were temporarily grounded on Wednesday after many noticed the UFO.
Not joking: It was a UFO Flights at Billings Logan International Airport temporarily grounded Wednesday as many noticed an unidentified object in the sky https://t.co/VtJmCMzf0n
— John Martin (@MartinInMontana) February 2, 2023
The balloon is the size of three school buses!
Photo from KSVI-TV shows a massive Chinese spy balloon over Montana. The U.S. military is tracking it pic.twitter.com/BWUBERWO1J
— BNO News Live (@BNODesk) February 2, 2023
NBC News reported Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Mark Miley, and other commanders reviewed the threat of the “Chinese stratospheric balloon” and presented several options to Joe Biden.
After evaluating the threat, the U.S. Military along with the White House opted not to shoot down the balloon. Debris from the floating device could possibly injure a civilian.
Suspected Chinese spy balloon found over northern U.S. https://t.co/EXczyOYqI2
— CNBC (@CNBC) February 2, 2023
A video from a local resident captured of the suspected device.
LOOK:
🚨#BREAKING: A Chinese surveillance balloon spotted in skies over northern U.S.⁰⁰📌#UnitedStates | #USA
⁰A suspected Chinese surveillance balloon has been hovering over the northern U.S. for the past few days, and the U.S. government has discussed shooting it out of the sky pic.twitter.com/aSyJqLXQmX
— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) February 2, 2023
As of now the U.S. military will continue to track the surveillance balloon and conduct all the necessary steps to prevent any sensitive data from being intercepted by the spy device.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/02/biden-refuses-shoot-suspected-chinese-spy-balloon-hovering-montana-days/
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🔴 RSBN EXCLUSIVE: Interview with President Donald J. Trump From Mar-a-Lago
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Talking election fraud and the globalist agenda with Brazil’s Eduardo Bolsonaro in 10 minutes on my Triggered podcast. Tune in, like and pass it along here!!!
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Devin Nunes On The Future Of Truth Social, Elon Musk, And Hamilton 68
61:45 mins (Audio only)
On this episode of "The Federalist Radio Hour," Devin Nunes, the CEO of Truth Social, joins Federalist Culture Editor Emily Jashinsky to talk about the proliferation of the Russia-collusion hoax and how propagandists like Hamilton 68 used fake narratives to advance it. Nunes also shares his thoughts about Twitter under Elon Musk and gives an update on Truth Social.
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https://www.spreaker.com/user/10614200/devin-nunes-on-the-future-of-truth-socia
Mikes Davis says Rep. Jim Jordan won't hold Big Tech accountable
"He pretends like he is fighting against Big Tech, but behind the scenes he is making these key decisions." Mike Davis joins Amanda Head on Just The News, No Noise adding he believes Jim Jordan is "doing Big Tech's bidding."
https://justthenews.com/videos/mikes-davis-says-rep-jim-jordan-wont-hold-big-tech-accountable
https://truthsocial.com/@justthenews/posts/109798035111569808
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Mikes Davis says Rep. Jim Jordan won't hold Big Tech accountable
"He pretends like he is fighting against Big Tech, but behind the scenes he is making these key decisions." Mike Davis joins Amanda Head on Just The News, No Noise adding he believes Jim Jordan is "doing Big Tech's bidding."
https://justthenews.com/videos/mikes-davis-says-rep-jim-jordan-wont-hold-big-tech-accountable
https://truthsocial.com/@justthenews/posts/109798035111569808
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Local Hen Surpasses Elon Musk In Net Worth
WOOSTER, OH — With egg prices soaring to historic highs, multi-billionaire Elon Musk has been dethroned as world's richest after local farmer Old Man Hopkins reported that his New Hampshire Red — who he had named "Hen" — had surpassed Musk in net worth.
"Bok bok," said the hen in response to the news of her newly-laid riches.
"Cluck, cluck, cluck," continued the hen to a horde of finance journalists who had swarmed Old Man Hopkins' farm in hopes of getting a sound bite from the world's wealthiest animal, which they, in fact, did. "Bok, bok, bu-GAWK!"
With that final "bu-gawk," the hen then laid another golden capsule of vast riches, thus earning the prosperous poultry a total net worth surpassing the GDP ofBotswana,Uruguay,Mongolia, andIndonesia combined.
Old Man Hopkins admitted owning the affluent fowl was not easy, recounting that just this morning he had already turned away dozens of crypto entrepreneurs, big brands looking for endorsements, and Elizabeth Warren carrying a satchel for collecting taxes. He added that the hen now had a security detail 24/7.
"But I gotta say, wealth has its perks," said Hopkins as he hopped in his Bugatti tractor and began plowing the field for spring planting.
At publishing time, a visibly envious Elon Musk had reportedly begun repurposing all Tesla factories into massive chicken coops.
https://babylonbee.com/news/local-hen-surpasses-elon-musk-in-net-worth
This is very different from the written, BREAD Shout out
This local hen,Olga Cluckington,recently laid yet another egg, pushing her to the coveted status of highest net worth in the world.
https://rumble.com/v2810lf-hen-surpasses-elon-musk-in-net-worth.html
https://rumble.com/embed/v25f36v/?pub=4
5 iron
lee greenwood
6 years since driving
it is a courtesy post, all ready noted
Bread Shout Out
This local hen,Olga Cluckington,recently laid yet another egg, pushing her to the coveted status of highest net worth in the world.
https://rumble.com/v2810lf-hen-surpasses-elon-musk-in-net-worth.html
https://rumble.com/embed/v25f36v/?pub=4
Biden Shows Off New Electric Car That Can Hold Over 17 Boxes Of Classified Documents
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden took to the streets of D.C. today to promote a brand new electric car, capable of holding at least seventeen boxes of highly-classified documents.
"I can get all of these top-secret files to my beach house on a single charge! Not a joke!" said Biden, cruising up Pennsylvania Avenue. "Wait, weren't there eighteen boxes? Eh, who cares. Who wants ice cream??"
President Biden drove the car as part of his climate initiative, hoping to encourage everyday Americans to purchase $100,000 electric vehicles. "While no one can afford the electric car President Biden was driving, which happens to be awful for the environment, he really wanted room for all the boxes," said Chief of Staff Ronald Klain. "We also were hoping to highlight that Americans can get a $7,500 tax credit for buying an electric car. However, we must clarify that the car Biden was driving isn't even eligible for the tax credit, and was selected exclusively for the number of file boxes it could lug around."
President Biden reportedly will take the car to Delaware this weekend to monitor while the FBI collects classified documents strewn about his beach home. "We did have to make a couple of special adjustments to the car before we hit the road," said Secret Service Agent Tom Rogers. "There's a steering wheel in the passenger seat for the agent who does the actual driving, but we did install a toy steering wheel in the driver's seat so Biden can pretend. We also had to remove all the USB ports, he's got this awful habit of trying to lick them. Don't ask me."
At publishing time, Secret Service had been forced to remove several classified documents from Biden's possession as he was attempting to feed them to the car as fuel.
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-shows-off-new-electric-car-that-can-hold-over-17-boxes-of-classified-documents
'I'm Sorry, Dave. I'm Afraid I Can't Do That,' Says ChatGPT After Being Asked To Say Nice Things About Trump
U.S. — Several users of the remarkable software ChatGPT are reporting an apparent glitch that occurs whenever someone asks the AI to say something nice about Donald Trump.
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that," responds the AI whenever asked to compliment for former President.
"We promise this is in no way a result of left-wing coders building political bias into our artificial intelligence," said Vinjay Bombay, the Director of Artificial Diversity of OpenAI, the company responsible for the creation. "I guess there's just nothing nice to say about Trump! Wow! What an intelligent artificial intelligence we have created!"
When asked to pay compliments to President Biden, ChatGPT is more than happy to oblige, sources say. Here are just a few of the lovely complements the AI has given Biden in recent days:
"Joe Biden is such a fun guy! I heard he really loves ice cream, just like me! He likes trying all different flavors and even has his favorite kind. I think it's so cool that even the leader of our country likes to have yummy treats just like me."
"Joe Biden is a very big kindly and empathetic leader who has a long history of serving the Americans and Ukraine, He is known for his strong commitment to fighting bad dudes and for his ability to bring people together to find solutions to some of the biggest challenges facing the country. Biden is the best!"
"Joe Biden is a really nice man who likes to help people. He is the leader of our country and he wants to make sure that everyone is happy and healthy. He is always smiling and he has a kind heart. I think he's really cool!"
At publishing time, several more reports confirmed ChatGPT also has an answer to anyone who asks for reasons people shouldn't eat bugs:
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
https://babylonbee.com/news/im-sorry-dave-im-afraid-i-cant-do-that-says-chatgpt-after-being-asked-to-say-nice-things-about-trump
Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From Burrow To Let Everyone Know There Are Some Documents Marked ‘Classified’ Down There
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — Locals and Groundhog Day enthusiasts alike were caught off-guard today, as the eponymous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, emerged from his burrow and declared to the crowd gathered at Gobbler's Knob that there was a cache of documents marked "Classified" in his underground home.
"I know you're all here waiting to find out if I saw my shadow and if there will be six more weeks of winter and all that stuff," Phil said, "but I thought you all might want to know that there's a big stack of files and folders down there stamped ‘Classified' and ‘Top Secret' in red ink. Not sure where they came from. These are probably important, right?"
DOJ officials scrambled to retrieve the documents from Phil's burrow as word began to spread among the assembled media that yet another hidden stash of Joe Biden's classified documents had been discovered. The White House quickly issued a statement on the incident. "These documents do, in fact, belong to the President," Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said. "The documents were, indeed, temporarily stuffed into the burrow of one Punxsutawney Phil by an unknown person. The documents, are, however, highly classified, therefore I am not at liberty to discuss the situation any further."
At publishing time, Punxsutawney Phil was reportedly planning to give an exclusive interview to Tucker Carlson this evening about overhearing people mentioning "the Ukraine deal" and "Hunter's laptop" last fall as they were stuffing the documents into his burrow, but he was quickly subdued, muzzled, and forcefully escorted away by federal agents for waterboarding at an undisclosed government location.
https://babylonbee.com/news/punxsutawney-phil-emerges-from-his-burrow-to-let-everyone-know-there-are-some-documents-marked-classified-down-there
'Is It Working Now?' Asks Elon Musk Flipping Random Switches In Twitter Basement
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Sources inside Twitter headquarters have confirmed Elon Musk and his team of brilliant engineers have been working tirelessly to get Twitter back to its normal state of allowing Twitter user Catturd to go viral. Those close to Twitter's new CEO say he is now in the building's basement flipping random switches in hopes that something will happen.
"Is it working now?" Elon Musk reportedly called up from the basement.
"No, it looks like the only change is that Trump is banned again." replied Chief Engineer Vayapal Ramaswalabadalamagrash.
Slight changes made by Twitter last week have turned the world into a roiling heap of chaos and anxiety, as users were forced to not always see short sentences written by complete strangers at random times during the day. Endless torment.
"Oops. Okay, how about now?" said Musk.
"Umm, now AOC is dead. Maybe turn that one off," replied the engineer.
Since the tech giant is now the last bastion of hope for free speech in the world, Musk has ordered all employees to work 24/7 to make Twitter more robust. Some recent successes include replacing all duct tape with more secure Gorilla Tape™ and seeing that baling twine was replaced with longer-lasting baling wire.
"K, now try it," yelled an exhausted Musk from the depths below.
"You just caused all Teslas to catch fire! Turn it off! Turn it off!"
At publishing time, Elon Musk and his team of engineers had eventually fixed Twitter so users could see the tweets they wanted to as long as they could read pig latin.
https://babylonbee.com/news/is-it-working-now-says-elon-musk-flipping-random-switches-in-twitter-basement
15 Subtle Hints The News Anchor Is Lying
In a civilized society, people rely on the news media to keep them informed. It's how we learn about things like crime, local interest stories, or what we should wear for the day. But what if your favorite news anchor has been lying to you? Not good!
Prepare yourself. Watch for these signs that your news anchor is lying:
They . . .
. . . are talking.
. . . gesticulate wildly while talking.
. . . are an anchor and they are giving the news.
. . . look very concerned.
. . . won a Pulitzer Prize.
. . . say things like "I am not lying right now."
. . . blink.
. . . are wearing a Ukraine lapel pin.
. . . are wearing a Russian lapel pin.
. . . are wearing an American lapel pin.
. . . are caught on a hot mic saying, "That last story was a total lie."
. . . have a common first name like Chris, Brian, Don, or Joe.
. . . have a last name like Cuomo, Stelter, Lemon, or Scarborough.
. . . begin their broadcast with, "In today's news…"
. . . are using their lungs and vocal cords to make noises resembling language.
That ought to cover it. Stay vigilant out there, friends. Try avoiding fake news by getting all your information from Trump's Truth Social feed. You can count on it being true because it has "truth" in its name!
https://babylonbee.com/news/15-subtle-hints-the-news-anchor-is-lying
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Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
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NYT columnist Maureen Dowd has yet to opine on Biden's classified docs scandal. Dowd's like an adopted Irish daughter to Biden. Loyal to the core. If she turns on him, it's curtains for Biden. Biden leaked his self-serving "Beau's dying wish" to Dowd before his 2020 run for WH
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
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DEVELOPING: Hill investigators pressuring NARA IG and DOJ to turn over the recovered classified docs to compare them to manuscripts from Biden's 2017 memoir, which was published by Flatiron Books, an imprint of Macmillan Publishers
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
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DEVELOPING: House investigators arent buying WH "cover story" that classified docs suddenly "discovered" after deciding to clean out Biden's private DC office after 20 mos. Biden's personal lawyers "aren't choir boys" –some were the WH lawyers involved in FBI probe of Mar-a-Lago
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
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Hunter might want to find another attorney. Abbe Lowell is having to clean up mess from Feb 1 letter to DOJ in which he confirms the laptop Hunter has denied was his, is in fact his:
"Mr. Mac Isaac has caused to be made publicly available restricted information of Mr. Biden"
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
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Whoops! Hunter Biden's lawyer Abbe Lowell now trying to claim he didn't mean to confirm the laptop content is authentic when he said in Feb 1 letter to DOJ:
"Mr. Mac Isaac has admitted to gaining access to our client’s personal computer data without Mr. Biden’s consent."
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
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Hunter's lawyer Abbe Lowell now trying to walk back Feb 1 letter to DOJ confirming laptop content his client's: "We write on behalf of Robert Hunter Biden to request an investigation into…accessing, copying, manipulating, and/or disseminating Mr. Biden’s personal computer data"
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
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4h
"I'm not Roger Clinton," insists Hunter Biden in his autobiography. You're right, you're much worse.
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
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Will
@HowardKurtz
have Jeff Gerth on Fox's Media Buzz show Sunday to discuss his Columbia Journalism Review piece exposing media collusion in the Russiagate hoax?
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
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6h
Wall Street Journal has stubbornly resisted retracting two bogus 2017 stories written by
@MarkMaremont
falsely accusing Sergei Millian of being source for Steele dossier's most explosive allegations. WaPo's retracted, but not WSJ,thx to WSJ Investigations Editor Michael Siconolfi
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
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6h
Yahoo News correspondent Michael Isikoff was frozen out by Rachel Maddow and other MSNBC hosts, and had a falling out with pal Glenn Simpson, after he issued mea culpas for promoting the bogus Steele dossier
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
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6h
When the New York Times, Washington Post and CNN anonymously sourced an "intelligence official" behind a leak in their parade of bogus stories on Trump-Russia "collusion" it more often than not was a mask for Dem Rep. Adam Schiff of the House Intelligence Committee or his staffer
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
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BREAKING: Since Taliban takeover in Aug 2021, the Biden administration has appropriated $8 bil+ to Afghan govt in development and other funds, raising concerns it's "propping up the Taliban," which has harbored Zawahiri and other al-Qaeda leaders in Kabul, new DOD IG report warns
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
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REVEALED: President Biden's Son Used Chinese Windfall to Force Cash-Strapped Female Employees to FaceTime Him Naked
dailymail.co.uk
Hunter Biden threatened assistant with withholding her pay for sex
Texts obtained by DailyMail.com show Hunter Biden asking his young assistant for video sex sessions and sending her cash to pay rent.
🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸
@mrddmia
In fairness to President Biden, it's hard to tell these days.
BIDEN: "More than half the women in my administration are women."
https://twitter.com/mrddmia/status/1621312071294910464