Anonymous ID: 9abf8b Feb. 2, 2023, 11:44 p.m. No.18275262   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>18275253

very good

i once asked a ukrainian for some ukraine jokes (20 years ago)

he told me these two, very revealing:

guy goes to a psychologist. says he's out of work, his wife hates him and is leaving him, his kids hate him, he has no friends. he's tried everything. what does the shrink recommend?

the shrink hems and haws, and finally gets a bright idea. "tell me, have you ever considered suicide?"

the other one:

"life is like a zebra"

(long pause while you think of dark and light etc.)

"sometimes it bites, and sometimes it kicks"