Anonymous ID: a716e0 Feb. 2, 2023, 8:25 p.m. No.18274630   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>18274569

Because those in command of a gorillion dollars worth of missiles, fighter jets, and laser beams can't figure out what to do about a mylar balloon.

Would be funnier if it was sent from Vladivostok

Riiiing "Hello, Hunter?"

"Nyet, is Putin, Vladimir Putin"

"How did you get this number?"

"Is Red Phone, direct line"

"You need out of Ukraine"

"Maybe taking Poland later. So, Amerikanski, you get nice present from Siberian Girls Aeronautics Club?"

"I haven't seen the mail yet, I have staff for that"

"Nyet, girls sent floating over Bering Sea for you"

"Oh, the balloon that over Montana now?"

"Da, is same, each girl sign, they want you out of military operation, send nice pot of borscht"

"Borscht, is that like a Russian Pabst?"

"Nyet, where is blowjob lady?, I tell about balloon to her"

"Monica Lewinsky hasn't been in the White House for years"

"Nevermind Potato man, you have nice day"

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