Biden is not the “Commander In Chief” he was not inaugurated. The ceremony everyone saw for Biden was a funeral ceremony.

https://thedocuments.info

>>18286784

Post the link.

'Why, Hello There Beautiful!' Says Eric Swalwell Suavely Approaching Sexy Chinese Spy Balloon=

GREAT FALLS, MT — This week, a Chinese spy balloon flew over Montana, sparking questions and panic among foreign relations staffers and civilians alike. Most Congresspeople have engaged in saber-rattling, but reports have emerged of Rep. Eric Swalwell saying "Why hello there, beautiful," and suavely approaching the sexy Chinese spy balloon.

"Say, baby – how would you like to go back to my place and look at some classified briefings?" Representative Swalwell adjusted his tie and cuff-links while making his move, according to FBI surveillance footage, sidling up to the balloon with a wink.

Eyewitnesses confirm that Swalwell shared with the sexy Chinese spy balloon his favorite habits from prior girlfriends, including how "hot" it was when they always had pointed and relentless questions about classified elements of U.S. foreign policy. The married California Democrat also said he likes it when his girlfriends flatter him with compliments like "smart, strong, and useful to the party," adding that he wanted a girlfriend who would fawn over his "hot state secrets" and "totally sexy rundowns of intelligence committee meetings."

Swalwell was last seen rubbing his hands together with anticipation after he had been approached by another beautiful Chinese woman asking him detailed questions about his job on a date. The woman has since been outed, however, as a Project Veritas reporter.

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-hello-there-beautiful-says-eric-swalwell-suavely-approaching-sexy-chinese-spy-balloon

Kash Patel: Are We Setting Up Ukraine to Be Another Afghanistan?

31.53 mins

https://www.theepochtimes.com/kash-patel-are-we-setting-up-ukraine-to-be-another-afghanistan_5032409.html

PAY WALL IS DOWN

Free to watch

Kash Patel

@Kash

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Biden destroys America’s national security footing and launches us into another war. Also tonight on #KashsCorner with me n @JanJekielek: Bidens clandestine agreement with DOJ to hide his criminal investigation from us. Break out the tipple, its on LIVE Chat too.

https://truthsocial.com/@Kash/posts/109803373587063470

Come Home (Cardinal Pell) - Tim Minchin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtHOmforqxk

Come Home (Cardinal Pell)

Tim Minchin

It’s a lovely day in ballarat

I’m kicking back, thinking of you oh oh oh

I hear that you’ve been poorly

I am sorry that you’re feeling blue oh oh oh

I know what it’s like when you feel a little shitty

You just want to curl up and have an itty-bitty doona day

But a lot of people here really miss you, georgie

They really think you oughta just get on a plane

(Just get on a plane)

We all just want you to

Come home, cardinal pell

I know you’re not feeling well

And being crook ain’t much fun

Even so, we think you should come

Home, cardinal pell

Come down from your citadel

It’s just the right thing to do

We have a right to know what you knew

Couldn’t you see what was under your nose, georgie

Back in ’73 when you were living with gerry?

Is it true that you knew but you chose to ignore

Or did you actively try to keep it buried?

And years later, when survivors, despite their shame and their fear

Stood up to tell their stories, you spent year after year

Working hard to protect the church’s assets

I mean, with all due respect, dude, I think you’re scum!

And I reckon you should

Come home, cardinal pell (cardinal pell)

I know you’re not feeling well

Perhaps you just need some sun

It’s lovely here, you should come

Home, you pompous buffoon (pompous buffoon)

And I suggest do it soon

I hear the tolling of the bell

And it has a pellian knell

I want to be transparent here, george, I’m not the greatest fan of your religion

And I personally believe that those who cover up abuse should go to prison

But your ethical hypocrisy, your intellectual vacuity, and your arrogance don’t bother me as much

As the fact that you have turned out to be such a goddamn coward

You’re a coward, georgie (you’re a coward, george)

Come and face the music, georgie (face the music, george)

You owe it to the victims, georgie (you owe it, george)

Come and face the music, the music

Hallelujah, hallelujah!

If the lord God omnipotent reigneth

He would take one look at you and say

(One look at you and say)

Go home, cardinal pell

I’ve got a nice spot in hell (nice spot in hell)

With your name on it and so

I suggest you toughen up and go

Home, cardinal pell (cardinal pell)

I’m sure they’ll make you feel wel-

Come at the pub in ballarat

They just want a beer and a chat

Come home, cardinal pell (cardinal pell)

I know you’re scared, georgie-poo (come home)

They have a right to know what you knew

Your time is running out to atone, georgie

I think the lord is calling you home, georgie

Perhaps he could forgive even you

If you just let them know what you knew

Oh, cardinal pell

My lawyer just rang me to tell

Me this song

Could get me in legal trouble

Oh well, cardinal pell

If you don’t feel compelled

To come home by

A sense of moral duty

Perhaps you will come home and frickin’ sue me

>>18286889

>>18286940

?

what

which granddaughter?

sauce?

Thank You God - Tim Minchin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZeWPScnolo

I have an apology to make

I'm afraid I've made a big mistake

I turned my face away from you, Lord

I was too blind to see the light

I was too meek to feel Your might

I closed my eyes; I couldn't see the truth, Lord

But then like Saul on the Damascus road

You sent a messenger to me, and so

Now I've had the truth revealed to me

Please forgive me all those things I said

I'll no longer betray you, Lord

I will pray to you instead

And I will say thank you, thank you

Thank you, God

Thank you, thank you

Thank you, God…

Thank you, God, for fixing the cataracts of Sam's mum

I had no idea, but it's suddenly so clear now

I feel such a cynic, how could I have been so dumb?

Thank you for displaying how praying works:

A particular prayer in a particular church

Thank you Sam for the chance to acknowledge this

Omnipotent ophthalmologist

Thank you, God, for fixing the cataracts of Sam's mum

I didn't realize that it was so simple

But you've shown a great example of just how it can be done

You only need to pray in a particular spot

To a particular version of a particular god

And if you pull that off without a hitch

He will fix one eye of one middle-class white bitch

I know in the past my outlook has been limited

I couldn't see examples of where life had been definitive

But I can admit it when the evidence is clear

As clear as Sam's mum's new cornea

(And that's extremely clear! )

Thank you, God, for fixing the cataracts of Sam's mum

I have to admit that in the past I have been skeptical

But Sam described this miracle and I am overcome!

How fitting that the citing of a sight-based intervention

Should open my eyes to this exciting new dimension

It's like someone put an eye chart up in front of me

And the top five letters say: I C, G O D

Thank you, Sam, for showing how my point of view has been so flawed

I assumed there was no God at all but now I see that's cynical

It's simply that his interests aren't particularly broad

He's largely undiverted by the starving masses

Or the inequality between the various classes

He gives out strictly limited passes

Redeemable for surgery or two-for-one glasses

I feel so shocking for historically mocking you

Your interests are clearly confined to the ocular

I bet given the chance, you'd eschew the divine

And start a little business selling contacts online

Fuck me Sam, what are the odds

That of history's endless parade of gods

That the God you just happened to be taught to believe in

Is the actual one and he digs on healing?

But not the AIDS-ridden African nations

Nor the victims of the plague, nor the flood-addled Asians

But healthy, privately-insured Australians

With common and curable corneal degeneration

This story of Sam's has but a single explanation:

A surgical God who digs on magic operations

No, it couldn't be mistaken attribution of causation

Born of a coincidental temporal correlation

Exacerbated by a general lack of education

Vis-a-vis physics in Sam's parish congregation

And it couldn't be that all these pious people are liars

It couldn't be an artefact of confirmation bias

A product of groupthink

A mass delusion

An Emperor's New Clothes-style fear of exclusion

No, it's more likely to be an all-powerful magician

Than the misdiagnosis of the initial condition

Or one of many cases of spontaneous remission

Or a record-keeping glitch by the local physician

No, the only explanation for Sam's mum's seeing:

They prayed to an all-knowing superbeing

To the omnipresent master of the universe

And he quite liked the sound of their muttered verse

So for a bit of a change from his usual stunt

Of being a sexist, racist, murderous cunt

He popped down to Dandenong and just like that

Used his powers to heal the cataracts of Sam's mum

Of Sam's mum

Thank you God for fixing the cataracts of Sam's mum!

I didn't realize that it was such a simple thing

I feel such a dingaling, what ignorant scum!

Now I understand how prayer can work:

A particular prayer in a particular church

In a particular style with a particular stuff

And for particular problems that aren't particularly tough

And for particular people, preferably white

And for particular senses, preferably sight

A particular prayer in a particular spot

To a particular version of a particular god

And if you get that right, he just might

Take a break from giving babies malaria

And pop down to your local area

To fix the cataracts of your mum!

Tim Minchin - Talked Too Much, Stayed Too Long (Lyric Video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzhlggA9EfE

Don't wanna be in your club if you'd take me as a member

I'm not even slightly interested in whether I'm remembered

I say ashes to ashes, dust to dust

Gimme a tombstone if you feel you must

Saying "Here lies a clown who wrote some songs

He talked too much and stayed too long"

Back home in Perth I played piano down at Café Piazza

Swallowing second-hand smoke and singing standards by the masters

Learned that every lyric's sacred

That love's everything

And that three drinks make you straighten up

And four get you swingin'

'Til my crowds scared the suits away and I'd play my own songs

And then we'd talk too much and stay too long

(Talk too much and stay too long)

Moved to Melbourne with my missus after locking her down

Felt like a very little fishy in a very big town

Barely scraping by on corporate gigs and quaint cabaret

Playing keyboards in a cover band until three in the AM

I was never really suited to them top 40 songs

Cause I talked too much and played too long

Ha!

Don't wanna be in your club if you'd take me as a member

I'm not even slightly interested in whether I'm remembered

I say ashes to ashes, dust to dust

Gimme a tombstone if you feel you must

Saying "Here lies a clown who wrote some songs

He talked too much and stayed too long"

Took my eyeliner to Edinburgh in twenty-oh-five (2005)

Played to 45 paying punters on the opening night

But to my surprise there was a rising demand

For a lovechild of Liberace and Edward Scissorhands

Dude from the papers said that digging me was wrong

He said I talked too much and stayed too long

I've played the Albert Hall and Wembley, I've played basements and bars

I've been to Hollywood and Broadway, met those A-lister stars

I've shared cigarettes with knights, shot tequila with dames

Found I'm more interested in laughter than in hotness and fame

So long as you got irony honey we'll get along

We can talk too much and stay way, way too long

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Don't wanna be in your club if you'd take me as a member

I'm not even slightly interested in whether I'm remembered

I say ashes to ashes, dust to dust

Gimme a tombstone if you feel you must

Saying "Here lies a clown who wrote some songs

He talked too much and stayed too long"

You know he talked too much and stayed too long

You know he talked too much and stayed too long

I've been threatened with death and arrested and hell==I went hard at a cardinal who was feeling unwell

I've had them dogwhistling whiners send their dogs after me

I've been a bigot and a faggot, I've been smug and ugly

I'm a long-haired lefty joker and a smoker of bongs

And I talked too much and stayed too long

But fuck that "live fast die young" shit, I plan on getting rickety

Baby I intend to stick around til' all you pricks are sick of me

And when they come to wash my old man balls and feed me mashed banana

They'll find me in the common room playing blues on the piano

Same old three chords and cliched fuckin' runs

And I'll talk too much and stay too long

And I'll talk too much

Don't wanna be in your club if you'd take me as a member

I'm not even slightly interested in whether I'm remembered

I say ashes to ashes, dust to dust

Gimme a tombstone if you feel you must

Saying "Here lies a clown who wrote some songs

He talked too much and stayed too long"

You know he talked too much and stayed too long

You know he talked too much and stayed too long