Shall We Play a [GAME] of Thrones

The Knights knew they needed a battering ram to penetrate the inner sanctum of the Dark Swamp.

So they searched all the land for a noble and courageous warrior to lead their charge. They found

one in Donald J Trump, who gathered his forces to defeat the Wicked Witch and become King.

King Trump knew his time was short so he wasted no time opening the gates to the Dark Swamp.

When King Trump opened the gates, all of the Kingdoms deepest darkest secrets poured out like a

river of filth for the King to see. Shocked and outraged at the evil he had seen, the King decided to

drain the Swamp once and for all. The King was wise and knew that if he was to execute all these

heinous people who had killed and robbed the citizens of the land he would be seen as a tyrant.

He knew they had to execute themselves if the people were to be truly free…

Meanwhile, the Black King and the Wicked Witch knew the King Trump had opened the gates and

they knew they would surly die if the people of the Kingdom knew of their treachery. So they

schemed and lied, calling all there loathsome minions and sirens to aid their vile quest to bring

down the King. But King Trump knew his crown would be stollen all along, and watched on has

the Black King and the Wicked Witch usurped the throne and placed the frail King in his place. The

Frail King was old and tired and often forgot what was going on around him. The people began to

see he was not the real King, but could nothing about it for many years. The frail King feared the

real King greatly, and sent soldiers and sorcerers to keep him down, but no spell or spear could

penetrate the real King for he held the true seal. The real King bided his time, watching as one by

one the frail King had to execute all those around him as their misdeeds and crimes spilled out into

the mouths of the people. Even his own born Son.

The real King knew it would only be a matter of time before every last one of the Dark Swamp

creatures would be scrubbed from the face of the earth, ready for the return of the King.