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as long as you don't spray, go out into the yard, grab some dandelion leaves and make a tea.
good detox tea in a pinch. bitter though so use plenty of honey.
...and water water water... did i mention water?
Very creative, but with plenty of assumptions. Unfortunately, the key assumption being incorrect.
More of a threat maybe?
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Therefore, the bridge is the only bridge in the United States that crosses the borders of three jurisdictions. The section in Washington, D.C. is also the shortest segment of Interstate Highway between state lines.[3]
The bridge is named in honor of the 28th President of the United States, Woodrow Wilson (1856–1924), who, when elected in 1912, was serving as the Governor of New Jersey, but who was a native of Staunton, Virginia.
Alcohol is an excellent solvent for dandelion, so yes indeed.
As long as you're not trying to kick the bucket. My pleasure.
The remedies are all around us, we just have to learn where to look.
To your health…
OW. She's not like gonna like that one.
All the more reason to bomb her twatter feed with it.