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>and the lingering taste of apple "flavor"
Try the water-based stuff, anon.
Easy to tell the difference because the syringe will have a small tip instead of being shaped like a tampon dispenser.
Bonus with water based is just smearing a little around your gumline with your tongue and swishing as long as you can to fight gum disease.
Fresh breath doubles the value of your unvaxxed sperm.