>White House: Pentagon downed unknown object flying in US airspace within the last hour off Alaska coastline
C.L.O.W.N.x. and N.O.R.A.D. can "track S.A.N.T.A." yet unable to un-affirm a Baroon, but see UN-[f'ing]-OBject UNder [30] [M]in ?!?!?
>"Look guys, we still do the thing."
>This is laughable.