Butt uck politics forever.
Boobleheads
He hasn’t met his quota of merch sales.
Man it’s annoying. I don’t care about their tweeps. I don’t give a fuck about your troophs. Just shut the fuck up. Your opinions mean nothing.
We are just waiting for the two witnesses to shut the fuck up and boom! Dead Satan.
Or a lake of burning sulpher?
Obey or tits!
Now I want a Corona. You’re a real Jew.
Notable
I hope aliens invade and like giving blowjobs.
I saw two doves banging in the woods today. Should I not have watched?
Alien blowjobs baby!!
Yes! Better yet, when they invade we tell them it’s “customary” to give blow jobs upon meeting.
Did you hear that the aliens give blowjobs?
It’s called forplay.
Just tell them you have it. They won’t know.
Real talk. Even if the aliens are ugly I’m still going to bang one so I can get the “I banged an alien in 2023” shirt.
Maybe just all government.
I bet the military is going to hog all the hot aliens tho. Kash probably has one locked up in his basement already. He’s probably making it post Trump truth posts in between “sessions”.
You flatter me sir.
The “I banged an alien in 2023” tho.
I think I offended an alien. I’m sorry. Did you know it’s customary to give blowjobs to ugly me?
Yes. Stars.
Paper bags exist for a reason.
I hope the ETs can take a real banging! 👍