or they lower a fake AF plastic/cardboard UFO glitter light box onto the pitch at half time and unload a bunch of colored aliens in Drag onto the field drinking bud lite
noice they made it look worn out AF
your name and address is worth moar than the hat anon
wonders if the hats are made for a buck in Chyna
I guess shipping and handling is a taxable event
kinda tired of everything in life being a grift
anyway hope you like your hat and it fits well