this punch line comes to mind
"i sent 2 boats and a helicopter"
looked at the first 2 countries listed
canadian ambassador is jamal khokhar, he is tweeting earthquake pictures from turkey
about canadian volunteers and supplies sent from canada
us ambassador is jeff flake
he gave an interview to npr yesterday the 13th from incirlik air base about us aiding earthquake relief
introduced as "us ambassador to turkey"
no questions about him being recalled
one of the last q messages was the mega-billions lotto numbers
"what did we win?"
shit we won it all
of course a billion ain't what it was when you bugged out
but you should have stayed
we split it up last month at the parade