Text from daughter to mom:
“Hello mom, I need your advice. I have some of my boyfriend’s cum stuck in my hair. How do I get it out? Will I have to cut it out?”
Text from mom to daughter:
“It’s nice you can send me such a frank text. No, you won’t have to cut it out. I’ve had loads of cum in my hair over the years and it will just wash out.”
Daughter back to mom:
“Oh my God, mom………. sorry, I meant to spell gum.”