Maybe you pansies ought to take a break.
An external force isn't going to fix your life. You have to do it yourself. Stop piggybacking on the victory of others to feel better about yourself, feel better about yourself by getting your shit together.
Maybe start by getting the fuck off 8chan. Or keep that shit to yourself, this isn't a support group.
Maybe, but I sure as fuck ain't looking for love on 8chan. Hug a puppy or help an old lady across the street.