60% chance of rain this morning and barely a few drops came out. Weather reports said rain for a few hours.

So what happened?

I TOLD YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS IF YOU WANT ACCURATE WEATHER PREDICTIONS THEN ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PAY ME.

IT HAPPENS WHEN I WANT IT TO.

What happens when I leave the country for good?

Should be interesting.

BIDEN WAS THE LAST PRESIDENT OF YOUR HISTORY.

WAY TO GO OUT ON TOP.

FULL MOON OR 3.19?

THAT'S GOD'S CHOICE.

I am simply a messenger.

OHHH SHIIIIT!!!!

JUST USE MISSILES GUYS, IT WORKED THAT LAST TIME DIDNT IT?