>What did the rabbi say to the baby penis?
Oy vey - why so small… My nose is getting in the way.
>What did the bishop say to alter boy?
Hold my candle lil nigger.
>What did the southern baptist preacher say to his niece?
Give me a piece of your pecan pie niggerrette.
>What did the Imam say to the goat?
Oooooohhhhh. Alah al Akbar.