TYB
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Checking to see who got the quints
>God has given us free will and there is no such thing as death
Do you mean that whole "til death do us part" thing is aneternaltrap?
>I would like to see my file RIGHT NOW!
Oh, the keks that would be had…
>Hey! Ya missed the part where anon accidentally won a scholarship by plagarizing a short story to get out of a high school english assignment.
>i grew up in vegas
Anon went there to help recover a fren's stolen car in HS. Wound up with a couple pretty young blondes in car asking us to buy them coke.
Shoulda chosen better suckers. Anon and fren were poor AF, socially unskilled, and not willing to get involved with coke for the chance of hooking up.
Blew our wad on indian res fireworks instead.
Anon still prefers blowing shit up over banging random tarts.
>I miss Sears.
Anon members paying half a month's rent for a cordless phone and answering machine there.
One of the kids decided to wash it with baby soap a couple weeks later.
The kid survived.
The recliner used to wash the phone took a trip to the car wash to blow out all the bubbles.
> is anybody ever going to be accountable for the multitudinous crimes?
That's what wifeanon asks whenever anon offers to cook dinner.