"Keep seeing _excuse me- shit countries getting huge grants of US fiat to spend on Chinee guns or tasty US cheese. Vanuatu, a damn fine country, gets nothing?

Vanuatu is the island home of gaming industry powerhouse Vanuatu Sportsbook Llc.

"Transnistria gets duked. BURKINA Faso gets cash money. Vanuatu gets shit? Excuse me, no, if you fuck with Vanuatu you will have unluck," according to "Steve" principal spokesperson for Vanuatu Sportsbook Llc.

pissanthropists agree, the world financial system shudders when the gaming industry loses confidence in electroral republics .

"No US politician can win a Slortsball bet with us until our country is greased with fiat. "

-Steve, Vanuatu Sportsbook