guys need advice

came home from a long ride on my chopper

parked under the carport next to my other hog

came in got a beer, noticed the wife was asleep

so i watched some tube and then got hungry for some jerky which we keep out in the garage

I walk out and notice this on the hood of my wifes ride

so the next morning i asked her about it and her explanation was the train accident weird chemicals raining down

we been married for eleven months she is the mother of six of the smartest kids, three of which are mine

i am seriously considering options