ThanQ
by a QAutist
[Sung to the tune of "The Hanging Tree" from The Hunger Games]
It's true… it's true… they thought they'd never lose.
Controlled so many people in the news.
Then, on a LARP, the patriautists joined the swarm.
Weaponized. The calm before the storm.
Are you? Are you… comin' to the chan?
Where Q… shows you… and tells you how you can
Use memunition to remove the evil yoke.
ThanQ! ThanQ! The People will be Quoke.
Are you? Are you… a Patriot at heart?
Could you? Would you… your wisdom, please impart?
Where we go one, you must have faith that we go all.
The Great Awakening they can't forestall.
Are you? Are you comin' to the chair?
A reckoning will surely happen there.
Evil did spawn within the chambers of the high.
And now it's time to watch the villains fry.
Are you? Are you… comin' to the chan?