UKE NEWS

Sample Incident, for educational purposes

The feared MSM pincer attack.

NBC asserts Russian troops break into Uke maternity hospital steal incubators, install swastikas and dump premature infants on floor.

ABC denies the UKE infants were "thrown on the floor." ABC says their sources claim that the infants fell out of the incubators accidentally while Russian troops were racing crash carts v. incubators in the hospital halls.

CNN in an unexpected encirclement story reports two Uke nurses and a doctor died trying to protect the infants. Offers exclusive, in depth interviews with dead heroes surviving family members.

Vice cites unconfirmed reports the discarded preemies were not sold on the bioparts market by shipped to Leningrad to be eaten at a siege survivors' dinner by the Russian general staff.