To all of theFAGGOTStrying to stretch the meaning of the"ALBATROSS"reference into something it is NOT:
"The word albatross is sometimes used metaphorically to mean a psychological burden that feels like a curse."
"It is an allusion to Samuel Taylor Coleridge's poem The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (1798).[1]"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albatross_(metaphor)
"The Rime of the Ancient Mariner recounts the experiences of a sailor who has returned from a long sea voyage. The mariner stops a man who is on his way to a wedding ceremony and begins to narrate a story. The Wedding-Guestโs reaction turns from bemusement to impatience to fear to fascination as the mariner's story progresses, as can be seen in the language style: Coleridge uses narrative techniques such as personification and repetition to create a sense of danger, the supernatural, or serenity, depending on the mood in different parts of the poem."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rime_of_the_Ancient_Mariner