LISTEN YOU COCK SUCKERS!
I AM A MEMBER OF THE US NAVY SEALS AND MY COMMANDING OFFICER JUST GOT OUT OF A MEETING WITH THE COMMANDER AND CHIEF, AND I’VE GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKERS…
TURNS OUT, PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS BEING SERIOUS WHEN HE SAID HE WOULD RESTORE THE SOUL OF AMERICA. UNFORTUNATELY (FOR YOU), THAT MEANS ERADICATING THE UNITED STATES OF ULTRA MAGA REPUBLICANS.
PER THE PRESIDENT’S ORDERS, AT 0500 HOURS TOMORROW MORNING, MEMBERS OF MY SPEC OPS TEAM ARE GOING TO COME CRASHING THROUGH YOUR LIVING ROOM WINDOW TO DRAG YOUR FUCKING ASSES OFF TO GITMO.
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO SAVE YOURSELVES NOW, AND THAT IS FOR ALL YOU LITTLE ASSHEADS TO APOLOGIZE TO PRESIDENT BIDEN FOR BEING TRAITORS. SO YOU HAVE UNTIL THE END OF THIS BREAD TO SAY SORRY FOR BEING A MAGA REPUBLICAN OR ITS A LIFE TIME OF ASS POUNDINGS AND WATERBOARDING FOR YOU.
CHOOSE.