“Red team…Blue team…”
“Be careful, this is the river of joojoo cum. We’ve gotta pass over it before we can return home. Whatever you do, don’t look down. They say the voices can pull you in.”
“Red team…Blue team…Red team…Blue team…”
“Ahhh lllloookkkk, it’s so beautiful!”
“Red team…Blue team…”
“It’s definitely not a false dichotomy…”
“RtheDonald, watch out…you’re gonna…RtheDonald…NNNOOOOactually, I’m fine with that…come on men, we gotta keep moving. Now be careful, the bridge is barely holding together…”