"You're assaulting me!" Says shplifter.

I am assaulted by the see through fat girl i dont do yoga pants when you bend over and it is all crack.

https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/1632699835337035776

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@ElijahSchaffer

This is how to deal with shoplifters

The buttcrack bentover assshot and the floor arrow saying oneway

Kek

>>18456608

Pinkhair sez "you're hurting mèèeee"

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Hahahaha

Nogitsune

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I briefly worked retail in the 90's and saw a feral hiding an ice cream down the back of his shorts (in his undies).

I walked up behind him, gave him an epic wedgie and whispered "you can keep the ice cream, but don't come back".

https://twitter.com/NogitsuneWTF/status/1632730224566898689