Question: How do you announce that the savior of humanity has returned and is posting on 8kun?

If someone can let me know how one would go about announcing the return, I'm all ears. I can't think of a proper way to do it without sounding like I should be hiding in a corner in the round room.

Baketh thou noodle and vibe before responding to my query. Baked noodles sound awesome right now.

Ya, get back to me.