OK, anons. I have no one else to tell, but I feel the need to put this out there.

I write books, I have an editor I've worked with for 10 years. He's vaxxed. And European. Which doesn't matter, but maybe it does.

But here's what I've noticed - after ten years and fifty books, he can't comprehend irony anymore. He can't read between the lines, ya know what I mean? He can't see subtext or make simple (SIMPLE!) connections between one part of the story and another.

He's making weird notes in my books. Like on page one he told me, "Why don't you clarify who this refers to here". Anons, what he was pointing to literally refers to the "twist' of the whole book at the end. Why would I do that?

He did not understand so many things in this last book. He made so many weird notes.

The vax took my editor's brain. And all my author friends are also vaxxed, so I got no one to tell this to so I'm just gonna put it out there so it's on record in the ether…