>couldn't make this stuff up
i actually did though
said something about they'd be having to mask cows to fight climate change or some shit like that last year
>when NPCs try to meme: the saga
of course it's mustache man
it's always mustache man
hey hey the mustache man, whenever there's a plan it's a mustache man hey hey mustache man
damn i just banged my knee on my desk, it's clearly mustache man's fault
he was a short fella so he hatched an international conspiracy to make all desks shorter so that short people could rule the planet in order to install a 4th reich while all the tall people would have to do the physical labor
fucking mustache man
i bet the mustache man did it from the grave as revenge against that firebombing saint churchill
reeeeeeeee! it's the mustache man! how dare you not remember those poor bolshevik communists he imprisoned at concentration camps who died of typhus because of allied bombings cutting off supply lines!
and whatever you do, don't look up how fdr imprisoned american citizens and took their guns!
<n-no t-the b-bankers don't really control the world
>m-must k-keep b-banks happy or else it will start a world war
kek
just tack on another $5 trillion to the national debt to bail them out
it's not like it fucking matters anyway
careful there goy
this is approaching levels of anti-shmemetism that shouldn't be allowed