Anonymous ID: a26369 March 13, 2023, 4:27 p.m. No.18501681   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>1713 >>1885

>>18501667

Once, when I was much younger, I was visiting a friend who had a ferret, and the ferret climbed onto my chest in a way that I initially found to be cute. I looked down and into its eyes and I thought briefly that we were having a sweet moment where the limitations of interspecies translations were transcended and despite our differences, we both understood completely that everything in nature, no matter its origins, had an undying desire to be loved and nurtured. Then it leaped from my shirt and bit onto the tip of my nose, latching on for dear life. I grabbed ahold of its scrawny, ribbed body and pulled, whipping my head around in any effort to remove this furry menace from my face without losing my nose. Eventually it released me and I threw it onto the futon. I'll never forget the look in its eyes as it stared back at me, relishing maniacally in the flavors of my bloodโ€ฆ because I see the exact same look any time I see a movie promotion involving that person.

Anonymous ID: a26369 March 13, 2023, 5:31 p.m. No.18502222   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>2238 >>2245

>>18501596

There have been a few that activated my almondsโ€“ I mean anal glands. They leap out off the screen at me, if that makes any sense. Whether or not it's actually Q Team or some asshat trying to hit digits to seem like Q are what I'm not sure about, but I lean towards the former rather than the latter. Trusting my gut sort-of-thing.