Died like 100 times on lvl 4
Died everytime on lvl 5
Ariel as MC derrin only companion
In the game as D
Clear 4 and 5 skip sir bossfight
Go to level 6 clear it extremely lucky
First try, right before sunup, we arrive
At President Golom fight. 15 ft tall
Hollow solid gold suit of armor with
A preposterous Moses axe hammer
I charge in with electrified mace and
Get wrecked, KO'd in less than 60
seconds, spawn outside the door,
Use all the healing stuff (if health bar
Goes below 0 you die forever no saves)
I've only heard of two people ever beating
This boss fight. Five now. I get Jesus Christ and Ariel ready, which reminds me,
Full plate armour on both characters, no
Plate shoes, Sandal gang all day everyday. Upgrade sandals to flawless
With rare armour orbs.
We go back in. Within 30 seconds I get
Absolutely demolished as D, within 60
Second I'm permanently dead. Ariel MC
Is still going. I'm not giving up on her.
She's got like 1/10th of a health bar
Already, no damage done on the giant
Gold dude yet barely. That's my baby
This Giant is Going Down she's David
today.
Spinning around the room for like 5 minutes trying not to die, swinging at it's knees w a pole hammer, it hits her and she goes flying through the air but this
Time. She does a backflip, lands on her feet, stays up. I keep fighting, red blinking
Health screen got 1/11th of a HP bar now
Run to the door, close one door, keep the
Other one open, everytime this giant hunk
Of metal tries to break through, Im smacking him
Hes mercilessly swinging killshots and
Busts through the door I lead him around and back to the doors. Try again. That's
When I see it. I got this man's 4 foot fore
Arm and hand stuck in the door. I realize
Victory is mine as I begin stabbing it with
The end of the pole armour screaming DIIIIEEEEE
after the 6th or 7th stab he stops moving.
Arm goes limp. After the 17th, I'm positive its dead.
Sure Enough. Pics It Did Happen
MY BODY IS READY
TIE ME TO A MISSLE AND
LAUNCH ME AT LUKE 10:18 EDITION