A guy is driving around the back woods of East Texas and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep" the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the gubment, so I told the niggers in the CIA. In no time a-tall they had me jettin' from country to country, sittin' in rooms with spies and world leaders…because no one figured a dog would be a-eavesdroppin'. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running… but the jettin' around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't gettin' any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wanderin' near suspicious characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealin's and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars" the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard."