Hy guys and gals.

Does anyone want to help me build a wall to keep unwanted people out?

Now, that being said, my property backs up to an oil lease, really there's no one back there, but one never knows. So, to keep them out, a wall needs to be built where a fence was before. A big, nice, wonderful wall, the best wall ever built will be going up in my backyard very soon.

What are you doing this weekend? How would you like to help Le Creator build a wall? BYOB, if that's your thing, free marijuana will be provided in lew of booze. Join the Creator and vibe while building a wall!

Seriously, I'm the biggest Jhoo known to mankind, I want free materials and cheap labor, but quality at the same time. You bastardos, whom I love dearly, can help me accomplish the greatest thing ever, building a wall to keep unwanted rabbits, reptilians (the DC type), squirrels and coyotes out of my yard.

If you're interested, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to the Colored Radio Station in Los Angeles, and your prayer will be read on the radio. You can run about 20 red lights in my honor if you'd like.

Hmm. Now you know where to find me. Good, I'll be waiting with balls on.