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Anonymous ID: 5847b9 March 16, 2023, 7:01 p.m. No.18521677   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1687

>>18521550

>You are a devil worshipper. (Plus you are a faggot butt fucker too) But you worship a god because he offered up his child to be tortured and killed as a human/blood sacrifice in order to appease himself. You're so brainwashed that you can't even see how sick that shit is. You are also a boot licker too. You worship the police and will lick their boots all the way to the gulag. Because you're so brainwashed. Even just following QR protocol shows how much of a natural born slave you are. And faggot.

I think it is time for me to come out and say it: I am copesexual. Yes, I am sexually attracted to coping, seething, dilating, and the like. Nothing gets me more aroused and ready to go than being told to “cope” by some anonymous user online. The moment I am told to “cope”, it is as though I endure a Pavlovian response where blood immediately rushes to the tip of my cock, and I enter a state of testosterone-fueled horniness with a raging erection. When someone says “cope harder”, I nearly edge myself on impulse; it is impossible to contain my excitement, and all but a simple “seethe” is the only thing stopping me from bursting my thick, white, creamy baby yogurt all over my computer screen. I was once told by someone online “ez cope”, which resulted in the longest-lasting orgasm of my life—approximately 7 minutes of pure, uninterrupted bliss. My dream is to be told to cope, seethe, and dilate simultaneously, to achieve true sexual enlightenment. In fact, just discussing this is already giving me a monstrous boner, and I may need to cease my writing to quickly crank one out. Cope. HRRNNGHHH. Seethe. UUUGGHHHHH. DILATE. HHNRNRUUGGHHHHHJSHUHH