Freak out about what? Did the aliens land already?
That's just gary
I can understand his hatred. He wanted to impress his High School crush with his acceptance letter to law school, but the nice jewish boy had already been by with his letter for medical school. Gary knows what his crush and that nice jewish boy did at senior prom, what they do together to this day.
Gary was going to be Perry Mason, but ended up a paralegal. Gary vacations in the park down the road.
The nice jewish boy is a cardiac surgeon. The nice jewish boy takes the High School crush to vacation in Tahiti