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Trump told Xi
We have no intention of preventing
China and its businesses
From getting access to these REEs
We only want to see everybody
Pay Pyongyang a fair price
We want PyongYang to build roads, high-speed rail lines
Cities and factories and mines
And universities and research institutes
All over their country.
But that would cost trillions
Said Xi
Exactly said Trump
We get the minerals and pay a fair price
They build the infrastructure with our help
One Belt One Road gets a route up the coast
Through Vladivostok
Japan becomes integrated with the
Korean economy
China wins
USA wins
Russia wins
Fair trade wins.
Are you in, asked Trump?
I'd be a fool to say no, said Xi
You don't look like a fool to me, said Trump
I'm in, said Xi
Me too, said Putin over video link
Sorry I can't join you in the Forbidden city
Mr Trump, I want to shake your hand
Said Kim Jong Un, looking a bit out of place
In the sumptuous luxury of this vast Imperial Palace.
It will all be GLORIOUS my friends, said Trump