baker claiming dough
tyb
Holy shit, that actually looks like him!
>you greatly underestimate the cult-like Trump worship of the majority of acolytes here.
What in the devil did you just fucking say about me, you evil acolyte? I will have you understand I graduated top of my class in Fairview High School, and then in the University of Alberta, and I've been involved in numerous secret clinical psychology session, and have healed over 300 confirmed incels. I am trained in cleaning my room and I'm the top psychologist in the entire Canadian population. You are nothing to me but just another machiavellian scum. I will bore you to death with lectures about your unclean, messed up room and unwashed penis, the likes of which have never been seen before on this Yahweh's Earth, mark my words, you troll. You think you can get away with spewing right wing propaganda over the Internet? Think again, swine. As we debate, I am contacting my secret network of rabbis across Canada and your room is being cleaned right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out your pathetic little thing you call your life. Your ideology is dead, bucko. I can preach anywhere, anytime, and I can psychoanalyze you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare mouth. Not only am I extensively trained in dealing with right-wing, sadistic, evil incels in unarmed preaching, but I have access to the entire stock of benzoids of Canada and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable, two-bit, evil existence off the face of the continent, you demonic person. If only you could have cleaned your room instead of evoking my unholy retribution with your little "clever" comment. It would have been better to hold your evil, forked tongue, you snake. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn evil antisemite. I will clean your room with so much bleach you will drown in it.
You're eliminated, bucko.
So it seems you’ve tested positive for the Chinese virus, the so-called Covid NINETEEN, the Corona—nobody knows what to call it, quite frankly. It’s the most amazing thing, no one knew anything about Corona until a few weeks ago.
But the moment I heard about it—the Wuhan flu; it’s also the Wuhan, or WuHAAN—that’s a city in China. Many people don’t know that. But the moment I heard about this Chinese flu, I ordered a test. And it’s an amazing test. We do better testing than anywhere in the world. Some say the Germans have the best tests, but they don’t. Our tests are even better.
So you’re positive for Corona. And usually “positive” is a positive word—it’s a very good word, frankly. Everybody thinks it’s good, apart from what you hear on the news—which is fake. It’s largely fake. But in medicine, “positive” is not so good. So it’s very confusing. And I’ve always been very clear about that. Some say “positive” is always good, but I’ve never agreed with that.
So you’re positive for the Corona. But you’ll be fine. Totally fine. You might think you’re going to die—and everybody does die, eventually. But you’ll be fine. You feel fine, right? You won’t need a ventilator. There are no ventilators—but you won’t need one.
How old are you, 55? You won’t need one. Some people need a ventilator, and they’re amazing machines. Did you know the first ventilator was made by Henry Ford? It’s an incredible piece of equipment. But you’ll be fine.
The virus gets into your lungs, which is where you breathe. But you have two of them. Some say you have a spare. Some people only have one lung. It’s true. But I don’t talk about spares. I always want both. Given a choice, I want two lungs.
So I’ve asked nurse—what’s your name, Nancy?—I’ve asked nurse Nancy to keep you comfortable. And Nancy is one of our finest nurses. I mean, just look at her. Incredible, right? Nancy, you’re really incredible. You’re not afraid of Corona, are you, the Chinese Plague? I didn’t think so. Nancy will bring you whatever you need. And if you start coughing, do that into your elbow, so you don’t make a mess. Okay, you’re doing great. I’ll see you later.
"You can call it a germ. You can call it a flu. You can call it a virus. You can call it many different names. I'm not sure anybody even knows what it is."
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Yall never heard of the Trump Curse?
>At publishing time, Governor Ron DeSantis was wondering what sort of crime he needed to be indicted for to keep pace with Trump.
>Skull and bones assholes will try something on 3 / 22 - 2023
>Huge mirror point
possable
Notables
#22748 >>18546983
>>18546994 Fedsurrection Trending on Twitter
>>18547004, >>18547009, >>18547038, >>18547047, >>18546996, >>18547215, >>18547248, >>18547255 Orange Man Bad!
>>18547032 Military pilots have 87% higher risk of melanoma and worse overall cancer rates: Pentagon study shows even ground crews are getting sick
>>18547039 AMANDA BYNES PLACED ON PSYCHIATRIC HOLD, Found Roaming Streets Naked
>>18547063 Happy World Frog Day, Anons!
>>18547123 Criminal case opened against the International Criminal Court prosecutor and judges who issued an arrest warrant for President Vladimir Putin on war crimes charges
>>18547190 JPMorgan Bought Nickel That Turned Out to Be Stones
>>18547213 @realDonaldTrump If disbarred and fully discredited lawyer Michael Cohen is not indicted for PERJURY, THEN PERJURY DOES NOT EXIST!
>>18547219 UK Wide Emergency Alert System Announced
>>18547252 American Aid Worker Released After 6 Years In Captivity
>>18547284, >>18547337 Bets are open for Skull and Bums to try something on 3 / 22 - 2023
NOT endorsements
@350
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea…MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 8kun). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>lemme know when everyone is ready to lock and load. in the meantime, i got shit to do IRL.
NotablesNOT endorsements
#22748 >>18546983
>>18547423 Evidence of the Biden family’s $ millions from China now documented with bank records
>>18547615 IT WAS A SET-UP! Feds Knew of Registered Trump Protests on January 6 Outside the US Capitol - Later…
>>18546994 Fedsurrection Trending on Twitter
>>18547009, >>18547015, >>18547016 The Relentless Prosecutorial Persecution of Donald Trump
>>18546996, >>18547004, >>18547038, >>18547047, >>18547215, >>18547248, >>18547255, >>18547449, >>18547430, >>18547509, >>18547532 Orange Man Bad!
>>18547032 Military pilots have 87% higher risk of melanoma and worse overall cancer rates: Pentagon study shows even ground crews are getting sick
>>18547039 Amanda Bynes Found Roaming Streets Naked
>>18547063 Happy World Frog Day, Anons!
>>18547123 Criminal case opened against the International Criminal Court prosecutor and judges who issued an arrest warrant for President Vladimir Putin on war crimes charges
>>18547190, >>18547536, >>18547558 JP Morgan has stones
>>18547213, >>18547247 @realDonaldTrump If disbarred and fully discredited lawyer Michael Cohen is not indicted for PERJURY, THEN PERJURY DOES NOT EXIST!
>>18547219 UK Wide Emergency Alert System Announced
>>18547252 American Aid Worker Released After 6 Years In Captivity
>>18547284, >>18547337 Bets are open for Skull and Bums to try something on 3 / 22 - 2023
>>18547387 Iraq War Crimes: Tony Blair Should Be In Prison NOT Julian Assange
>>18547396 Biden has issued the first veto of his presidency
>>18547414, >>18547434 They are using the Vampire Pic again
>>18547506 Follow the money, they said
@680
last chance to cope, seethe and or dilate
>who's the REAL fedboi shill here?
Obviously not you, so what's the hold up?
commit a violence already
NotablesNOT endorsements
#22748 >>18546983
>>18547423 Evidence of the Biden family’s $ millions from China now documented with bank records
>>18547615 IT WAS A SET-UP! Feds Knew of Registered Trump Protests on January 6 Outside the US Capitol - Later…
>>18546994 Fedsurrection Trending on Twitter
>>18547009, >>18547015, >>18547016 The Relentless Prosecutorial Persecution of Donald Trump
>>18546996, >>18547004, >>18547038, >>18547047, >>18547215, >>18547248, >>18547255, >>18547449, >>18547430, >>18547509, >>18547532 Orange Man Bad!
>>18547032 Military pilots have 87% higher risk of melanoma and worse overall cancer rates: Pentagon study shows even ground crews are getting sick
>>18547039 Amanda Bynes Found Roaming Streets Naked
>>18547063 Happy World Frog Day, Anons!
>>18547123 Criminal case opened against the International Criminal Court prosecutor and judges who issued an arrest warrant for President Vladimir Putin on war crimes charges
>>18547190, >>18547536, >>18547558 JP Morgan has stones
>>18547213, >>18547247 @realDonaldTrump If disbarred and fully discredited lawyer Michael Cohen is not indicted for PERJURY, THEN PERJURY DOES NOT EXIST!
>>18547219 UK Wide Emergency Alert System Announced
>>18547252 American Aid Worker Released After 6 Years In Captivity
>>18547284, >>18547337 Bets are open for Skull and Bums to try something on 3 / 22 - 2023
>>18547387 Iraq War Crimes: Tony Blair Should Be In Prison NOT Julian Assange
>>18547396 Biden has issued the first veto of his presidency
>>18547414, >>18547434 They are using the Vampire Pic again
>>18547506 Follow the money, they said
>>18547667, >>18547716 Biden signs law to declassify "as much as possible" US intelligence on the origins of COVID-19
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