>anon walks out of the oval office somberly
>Group of anons and SS crowd him asking questions
>Well, how is he?
>It's not good. He's just sitting in the dark in there staring at all the big red buttons
>It's been weeks… Months.
>I'm going back in I'm gonna talk to him
>Anon goes in, gunshot, comes right back out with a bullet in his arm
>SS anons like, he just tweeted
>"My Fellow Americans…"
>"Youre all so Gay."
>Shutters fly down over windows
>Red flashing lights
>Sirens
>Nuclear PSA on the intercom
>OOOH SHIIIT LETS GOOOO
>They all bust through the door to the oval office
>One of them holds the rest from running off the ledge
>The floors have opened up revealing they were secret blast shield doors
>Giant nuke rising out of the floor
>I'm tied to it looking straight into the
>Sky with the mugface
>They shed a tear and salute as I blast off
>Light a big old blunt as the nuke launches into Heaven
>Look at chief of anonstaff
>Eye to eye now. Don't even move my lips
>Telekinetically tell him woman are not worthy of the life
>Blast off
It was gay meming with you guys.
Not sure if I'm going to approve phase two or if I'm gonna veto it all together.